More blog posts ploz.

So I was thinking about how I'd write this really amazing blog entry that would pull people in and get them interested in my life. Then I realized that I'm boring and my life is dull. So I started reading Dorian's blog and someone at some point said we 'should have our own sit-com'. For the sake of proving them wrong, I grabbed the ole' handycam and started recording. Enjoy my heavy breathing [too many boogers] nasally voice and verbally abusive ways. I wish I could say that the video was an act, a put-on, but sadly, it is not. Ask Dorian. This is our life. I'm pretty horrible. She'll probably leave me soon. Plooz love me and follow my blog. Ploz.

plooz

Casanova Frankenstein | MySpace Video
[I used myspace video because they allow fucking huge files. Eat it, Tom]

In other news we went to a discount grocery store and the signs that hung in the aisles sent me into giggling fits. This one in particular:




It also turns out that Captain Sig of Deadliest Catch fame has launched a line of discount frozen fish treats, which come in three distinct variaties:



AND:



In more interesting news, I recently ate KFC's "Double Down" 'sandwich'. I think that's the closest I ever was to having Dorian walk out on me, but it was totally worth it. I mean, it's a fucking sandwich that has two fried chicken breasts instead of buns, and in the middle is melted pepper jack cheese, bacon, and some kind of chemical sludge.



It was glorious. Dorian suggested I write some kind of review, and she got some pretty good pictures but I think we'll save that for next time. Also, the above picture is just a reminder of the bear paws that I pass off as hands every day. The Double Down really isn't as small as my hand makes it look. Honest.

According to Dorian I am a Gorilla. The 'Silverback of white people'. Isn't she lovely?

EDIT!So I want a header, but my computadora skills only extend as far as MS Paint, lol. [ew] So I found this:

Which I then turned into this:

Which I think is a lot funnier. But I just want him sitting on the throne. Not bathroom. So if someone made me a pooping robot header with some sort of fancy font, I'd love and follow and comment them for life. Or until I forgot.